How to be a playah….

If you must play the game at least adhere to the rules, play an honest game and know that at least once you’re going to get played yourself. The better the player you are the better you’re going to get played; make no mistake about it.

If you get physical too early on in the game it gives them mind games to play that are tedious to navigate through. Don’t run the table until you know they’re off balance.
Back the fuck away whenever addiction is involved. That game’s never worth playing.

Be an honest player more for yourself than whoever’s getting played. See, it’s fine to be any kind of scum you’d like, live in a cesspool but make sure you’re clear and upfront about it. Say to them straight up “I’m a junkie and drugs will always be more important than you” that way it’s their choice if they want to swim in your cesspool

If you find yourself playing someone who’s playing by a different set of rules… adjust your settings and run with mostly their rules.

After making any kind of stand up statement, state your case and stare the other person down. Don’t bite, don’t flinch and don’t break their gaze.

Never get uppity. It’s bad form. If you’re standing in a room with 2 other couples and your lady and you’re thinking smugly because you’ve got the inside track to these ladies, you know you’ve been with all three of them and that’s making you uppity….

You’re in deep shit. I tell you this; when a woman you’ve been playing decides to play you, you’re getting played good. None of this casual sex on an elevator crap for her, it’s amateur. She’s gonna go do your best friend right under your damn nose.

I tell you this; if you’re all smug because you’ve had some guy’s woman behind his back then you need to know this….. while you were out bagging his wife he was out bagging your daughter.

If you must play the game at least adhere to the rules, play an honest game and know that at least once you’re going to get played yourself. The better the player you are the better you’re going to get played; make no mistake about it.

Never stop learning the game. You may think you know everything you need to know about human behaviour but you don’t. Always bring new shit to the table.

If first blood is drawn make sure it was you doing the drawing. You need to always get off the first shot. Always have the upper hand. Always beat them to the punch.

If you can’t be honest than at least do your research. Don’t take philosophers out of context and misquote people to beef up the lie. You look like an idiot when you do that.

At least 95% of your communication should be a one liner. This is an ever so slightly tweaked version of “fogging” (see assertiveness training techniques). When you are asked almost anything you answer with the same catch phrase.
My personal favourite is “s’all good”.

“wanna hang out tonight?”
“s’all good”

“why don’t you crash at my place tonight?”
“s’all good”

“do you see other guys, other than me?”
“sweetie, s’all good”

This is imperative. Now, pissant players have this tendency to pick one liners that are not really as functional as you’d think….. an example of this
“wanna hang out tonight?”
“whatever”

“why don’t you crash at my place tonight?”
“whatever”

“do you see other guys, other than me?”
“whatever”

Be as clear as possible with all instructions and rules. There is way more chance for a slip up and subsequent drama if you don’t issue clear edicts. Again, if you’re being honest with them then theslip ups in general don’t pack the same punch.

If you must play the game at least adhere to the rules, play an honest game and know that at least once you’re going to get played yourself. The better the player you are the better you’re going to get played; make no mistake about it.

Never rule anyone out. Just because a person looks all apple pie like doesn’t mean they won’t play you or stick it to you good. No one actually likes being played so you want to keep the chance of getting your throat slit to a bare minimum.

There should be a certain respect paid to whomever you are playing. If you are going to be fuckingthe living daylights out of someone, then it is not too much to be asked to keep to the arrangement (or cancel in advance) and be on time for the whatever is scheduled.

It’s only decent to let the playee know that you are slotting them into a ‘window’ and avoid any disappointment. If you’re gonna play then be sure to play as fair as possible.

There is no need to spend time discussing the other persons’ day/time at work/boyfriend/girlfriend/politics etc. However, they often carry this expectation with them. Here’s where the one liner comes in handy.

“How was your day?”
“s’all good”

“Aren’t you going to ask me how my meeting with my boss went?”
“s’all good”

Likewise, if you are going to do a little playing during the week, don’t make idle chit-chat; talk dirty, tell them you want them, arrange the next meeting and get off the phone.

Never apologize for what you want, be polite, flirtatious and firm; make it clear that you don’t want any emotional attachment and check that your playee wants the same. Mutual consent = good game.

Be the Game! Treat every round like it is your last, put in the work and be unselfish. They will keep coming back for more because they know the worker bee will produce the honey.

Know your game! Don’t make “future plans” or give them the third degree about any damn thing. Bethe player you claim to be and treat them the same way. No matter how good the sex is, if you get emotional and they don’t, your player days are numbered. Being a player is about hedonism.

Be human! Always treat them with respect when they call unexpected and always return their call even if you can’t meet. Be honest about everything you want and don’t want.

If you must play the game at least adhere to the rules, play an honest game and know that at least once you’re going to get played yourself. The better the player you are the better you’re going to get played; make no mistake about it.

Never give a playee the key to your apartment. Or for that matter, never give them your land line, your parents’ location or your real email address.

Remember that players “have sex”; they don’t “make love.”

Don’t be afraid not to commit, no matter how hot the sex is. This is also indicative of a damn good game.

Never let a playee dictate who you are or what you should be doing

Never let yourself be disrespected by a playee.

Always reverse the game; especially if you even begin to think someone might be gaming on you. This way you stay ahead of the game.

Never find yourself in a care giving position. Whether it’s just that they have a cold or they got fired from their job or they have PMS or their dog just died. As soon as you extend any kind of concern other than the proverbial “s’all good” you are being emotional, which is against the rules.

Always get something out of the deal.

Never fight with anyone over somebody you’re playing. It has to do with not being jealous and getting emotional.

Do not wait on your playee hand and glove; that’s bad form. They are supposed to be waiting on you.

Once you believe there is no more game left in the playee, move on to another game.

Never admit at any time to being single. Just respond with “s’all good”

Don’t play anyone who is well beneath your gaming ability.

Always be in control and never let them see you sweat.

No crying, there is no crying in this game

Never use the “big words” that’s just plain cheating. The big words, in case you didn’t know are “I love you”. If a playee says they love you then say “thanks”. Anything you say past that point had better be “s’all good”. Big words = death trap.

Never fall in love.